Monday, June 9, 2014

Mr Illuminati: Zombies and Cyborgs

ICB: 
I want to welcome you to another session of the Illuminati Conspiracy Blog Show. This time we have, once more, the one and only anonymous representative of the Grand Illuminati World Council. Thank you for being with us again, sir!

Mr. Illuminati: 

You’re welcome.

ICB: 

Today’s topic will consists of zombies and cyborgs - this is what you wanted to talk about?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Well, I was hoping you would keep my defining the topics of this show confidential, but I guess that is too much to ask from a weak-minded idiot like yourself.

ICB: 

I’m sorry, but after all, I guess you won’t talk about what you don’t want to talk about, and you talking is sort of the basis of these segments so...

Mr. Illuminati: 

So...you’re a half-conscious idiot with no short term memory.

ICB: 

Yes, well, let’s continue...zombie and cyborgs! Looks like Halloween has come early!

Mr. Illuminati: 

Initially, the two key words sound a bit ridiculous, but they come right to the point. We have come to the conclusion that true global change will require a change in the population itself.

ICB: 

In what way?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Well, genetically, psychologically, socially, mentally, perhaps even physically.

ICB: 

And how will this change be carried out?

Mr. Illuminati: 

It will be carried out through the media, through high and low frequency electromagnetic waves, additives in the food and water, vaccines, education, and technology implantations.

ICB: 

Whoa there - ‘technology implantations’? You mean like microchips?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Actually, more than mere microchips, but I guess the population at large likes to call them that.  

ICB: 

Well, whatever they are, what makes you think the American population will voluntarily submit to getting implanted with microchips

Mr. Illuminati: 

Well, it’s already happening. Governments across the world are implanting their more important bureaucrats with tracking chips. Also, non-religious, non-superstitious people are having themselves implanted for a variety of convenient reasons. Pets are being implanted.

ICB: 

But what will lead to everybody being implanted?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Listen, it’s going to happen by way of necessity and convenience. When it is ready to happen, it is going to happen. We have so far been wise not to force the issue. You know, when its ready to rain, it rains, When you are ready to go the bathroom, you go. When a cliff is ready to collapse into a landslide, it collapses.

ICB: 

Meaning...

Mr. Illuminati: 

Ultimately, the implantation of technology into human beings will come by way of necessity.  Presently the human mind is already in a fog caused by an environment drenched in microwaves and chemicals conveyed by air, food and water. Memory is almost becoming obsolete. It is getting to the point where the average human being hardly has any. Instead, people are relying more and more on external paper and electronic means of memory storage. Soon these will become internal.

ICB: 

So you’re saying that people will want microchips in order to get back their memory?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Yes. Memory is crucial in everyday life. Employees who remember things are more valuable than employees who forget everything.

ICB: 

So the first publicly available mind interface chips will be offered as memory enhancers?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Not only memory, but mood and energy enhancers as well. Chipping will become as normal as taking medication. The people with chips will be considered to simply have a one-up on everyone else.

ICB: 

So you think that convenience alone will be enough to bring in the microchip era.

Mr. Illuminati: 

Well, perhaps a bit more than convenience. As it stands today under the influence of our created toxic environment,  the human mind is barely functional.

ICB: 

So people might actually NEED this stuff?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Yes.

ICB: 

What about the stigma? Mark of the beast and all that.

Mr. Illuminati: 

Forget it. Implantation will eventually become cool. Did you know that we are presently working on a complete line of implantable jewelry and implantable electronics to make the concept hip to teenagers and other youngsters.

ICB: 

No

Mr. Illuminati: 

Well, we are. Just one of our many subtle approaches in making implantation acceptable and popular.

ICB: 

But back to zombies. You already mentioned diminished mental capacity.

Mr. Illuminati: 

Yes, the human mind is already dimmed, and urgently needs assistance in carrying out everyday activities.

ICB: 

And this zombie-like behavior is not accidental?

Mr. Illuminati: 

No, as I said, it has been induced by environmental factors produced by us.

ICB: 

And this zombie fad is not accidental either, is it?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Like a great many other things that occur, no. The concept of the human zombie, first explored by our asset, George Romero in his movie ‘Night of the Living Dead’ was progressively expanded, with time, into zombie mania.

ICB: You want people to like zombies?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Well, we wanted to introduce the concept of the zombie, which is in reality, the concept of a degraded and expendable human being.

ICB: 

huh?

Mr. Illuminati: 

The zombie,in the modern sense of the term, is not really dead...but sick - in other words, a zombie is actually a living but very ill human being. Not only sick ,but dangerous. Something which must be killed.

ICB: 

So the entire purpose of the zombie fad was to depict sick humanity as killable and disposable.
 

Mr. Illuminati: 
precisely, but perhaps you missed the other element - the humor behind it all. Killing zombies is not only exciting but entertaining. Zombie movies even go as far as to make fun of the zombies before they are killed. Sickly humans are just silly disposable things after all,  which must be destroyed.

ICB: 

Twisted.

Mr. Illuminati: 

Twisted yet apropos. It is applicable to the attitude we want people to have towards sick humanity.

ICB: 

Sick as in ‘plague’ sick?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Well, what else? Combine this with the Army training we have instituted in which we have Army and National Guard personnel massacring zombies and you have the completion of the formula.

ICB: 

The massacring of people?

Mr. Illuminati: 

Yes.

ICB: 

I noticed the zombies were screaming and begging in that exercise footage..

Mr. Illuminati: 

Precisely. Of course, we are dealing here with the massacre of desperate, sick and starving Americans, with the zombie motif being used as cover for something that is politically unacceptable. Nevertheless, the subconscious mind of the soldier understands, accepts it and is ready to execute upon command.

ICB: 

But I think I’m seeing two types of zombies in this discussion: the implanted cyborg type zombie and the disposable feverish sick zombie.

Mr. Illuminati: 

Yes indeed. The feverish disposable zombie will come first.The semi-aware mind-controlled technotronic zombie will be the end result of our programmed human evolution

ICB: 

zombies either way...the zombification of humanity.

Mr. Illuminati: 

If you look at people today, you see that they are already living in a sort of isolated matrix. Whatever reality they believe in comes to them through a screen - a screen that they spend the most part of the day staring at. They are in an unthinking stupor.

ICB: 

People are already zombified

Mr. Illuminati: 

They believe whatever is shown to them. They do whatever they are told to do.

ICB: 

And they are incapacitated to a certain extent...

Mr. Illuminati: 

They need help in the form of one drug or another to go to sleep, wake up, stay awake, have sex, remember things, get energy, feel normal, etc. Soon all those pills will be supplanted by implanted microchips.

ICB: 

The Viagra scam really got me laughing. Now we have to pay for sex. I thought free sex was a benefit of marriage. Obviously...

Mr. Illuminati: 

(laughing) Not anymore! Now you will have to pay for a lot of things!

ICB: 

Mr. Illuminati, thank you for being with us today.

Mr. Illuminati: 

You’re quite welcome.

5 comments:

  1. ICB: The Viagra scam really got me laughing. Now we have to pay for sex. I thought free sex was a benefit of marriage. Obviously...

    Like you ever had "free sex". Maybe if you got laid once in a while....

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    1. Its a sin to have sex outside of marrage so this rule is great! Illuminati members finally have to pay for sinning

      Heres a hint for something to search illuminati related… Michael Jackson (one of the only non illuminati artist) look at his lyrics 4 they dont care about us, then watch the movie. There is a speech at the nearing end of that movie about nature and how we are the only ones to look after it and not the government, the thing to realise in that speech is that he says "we only have 6 years from now to get it right, oh dont worry the government will look after it, government who? We are the ones to fix it" or something like that, but he is basicly saying is that we dont need government to fix problems. Which is very true as they are the ones causing it. He was killed by the illuminati because he was about to reveal the plans 4 NWO at his concet 'this is it' he was ment to die at 9/11 but he didnt go to a meeting at that very building and survived!!!!

      Im sorry for the long speech and the off going to michael jackson (my hero) but we need to join forces and fight this. We all research this on our own and tell people abou the facts then be discused at the governments behavour and then move on to some thing else and repeat. We NEED to stop them not just sit and be awake. Wake up and fight the losing battle, look to our lord, god and our savior Jesus for guidance. I do as i go to a cathloc school and pray.


      So to get information in a brief but detailed reply, ask a question in a comment on any speech on here and end it with this:
      Do it with love
      Or
      No Government!

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  2. Viagra creates a dependency that ultimately ends up making you pay for sex. Healthy people take Viagra questing for the mega thrill become dependent. The medical establishment seeks to make you pay for everything: fertility, happiness, the ability to sleep, the ability to wake up, etc. Tools like you are just human containers to be exploited.

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