The Department of Homeland Security has
been training to kill 'zombies.'
I guess this is supposed to be funny
and hip.
How 'with it' Homeland Security is.
Zombies are popular, so they train how
to kill zombies. Get it? Ha...ha...ha.
Well, I have a few questions on the
'zombie' training.
First of all, why are the zombies
SCREAMING?
Zombies don't scream. They quietly
munch on your face or whatever while growling quietly or something.
But the Homeland Security zombies
scream.
I don't think the zombie players did
that on their own. They were told to do so.
You know, scream, like desperate people
as they get shot in droves.
Good training.
So there we have the Homeland Security
Gestapo emptying their guns into masses of screaming zombies who
obediently fall and die in droves, forming a ghastly carpet of
corpses in front of the smiling Homeland Security personnel.
Funny, get it? Ha ha.
Yes indeed.
If it was all about fun, why not have
some zombies jump on and tackle some of the homeland security people.
Just for fun, you know. Then the homeland idiots could turn into
zombies too. Get it? Fun!
No, that didn't happen.
Too disrespectful perhaps (everybody
knows Homeland Security people are untouchable gods -they've even
been caught shouting this at the top of their lungs).
Or maybe it didn't happen because there
was some REAL genocide programming happening, like, for example: how
to mow down masses of desperate Americans with automatic fire.
Most viewers fail to notice the bio
suit along with the rest of the biohazard equipment brought out at
the conclusion of the 'fun' exercise.
I know modern movie zombies are
contagious, but I think perhaps Homeland had a more practical
approach in doing so.
What the zombie operation really looks
like to me is a type of training for enforcing zero-tolerance
quarantine on a 'contaminated' population.
Everybody knows the type of deadly
'pneumonic' (air transmissible) plagues they are working on in the
laboratories.
Everybody knows they believe the
population of the world should be reduced by 90%.
So why not practice mowing down people
in droves?
Homeland troops would never do that,
would they?
Well, you have to figure the dumbed
down, open-minded, half-hypnotized personnel they have.
If a plague breaks out...and an area
is quarantined...and the quarantined population wants to break
out...it's a whole new ballgame.
First of all, the quarantined
population is seen as a bio-hazard and a national security threat.
Each individual within that quarantined
area is a likely carrier of whatever plague has broken out.
At the same time, the quarantined
population could be going through starvation, thirst, filth, lack of
medical attention – you know, all the things that would encourage
you to move elsewhere.
Ergo the zombie training.
Mow those suckers down.
They're not human beings anymore, they
are 'carriers.'
If you let just one escape, you might
be killing thousands more (this at least is what the Homeland
Security monkeys will be told).
So fire away. Shoot them all. And don't
dare touch any of them (unless you are wearing a bio-suit!)
Then have the special bio-suit
astronauts gather all the corpses to burn inside mobile incinerators.
The more you kill, the safer America
gets!
Do it for the Red, White and Blue!
So yes, Homeland Security personnel
WILL mow down masses of desperate Americans...
...it just depends on what type spin
Homeland Security puts in their simple little brains.
Funny, the picture you show to represent Zombies are all Africans, and not zombies. Couldn't find a single picture on the internet of a ZOMBIE?? What a racist prick you are..
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