Our Inbred Presidency

It’s a small world at the top.

It recently came out that President Barak Obama is related to Republican Massachusetts Senator, Scott Brown by being his 10th cousin.

All this in addition to it being discovered that Barak Obama is related to Dick Cheney by being his 8th cousin.

But what do you expect?

Barak Obama is already related to George W. Bush by being Bush’s 11th cousin.

Nothin’ weird at the top at all with this type of thing.

It seems that we are all being led by an inbred dynasty.

So what?

George W. Bush also happens to be a distant cousin of Queen Elizabeth.

(Try to beat that you self-absorbed, own-genealogy researchers)

But wait...there is more inbreeding.

The two Skull and Bones frat brothers, George W. Bush and John Kerry, ran against each other for Presidency in 2004...are also 8th cousins!

(insert creepy banjo music here)

Things sure are small, inter-related at the top!

How small and inter-related?

Well, check this out:

At least 61 percent of all the US presidents are related to each other.

With that I have very little else to say except:

My fellow Americans...

...enjoy your inbred Presidency.